Oracle







Donate today! Learn more here...


This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/25/2011

Virgo 7/25-31/11

    Virgo
    7/25-31/11
   
While you may not have Gemini’s way with words, you do have a knack for legal language. Really hone in on this skill because you may be needing it while in this week. In other words, just keep tabs on what you “cannot confirm or deny”, contest things will solid evidence and you may just get your man. Take that whatever way you like. ;) Virgos are very good reference points when it comes to ethics, rules, and procedures. So while you may always want to be right, remember that sometimes being right can mean you may hold a serious, and/or almost grim stance about very sensitive matters. At times, you may be an uptight, rule-stuck, or even snobby person, but we need you, Virg! Working with you can be daunting. Try working on your flexibility and openness. This will help people take you more seriously and encourage an unbiased perception. Whether you like it or not, you are on your way to becoming a Libra, and we all know those born towards the earlier part of that sign didn’t quite make the grade.

Posted at 9:18 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/18/2011

Virgo 7/18-31/11


Virgo
7/18-31/11
   
      Pushing too hard will get you nowhere. Consider this when approaching relationships at both work and your personal life. Remember, know your role within the whole. Just take a step back, and really evaluate the big picture. If finances are involved, remember details are important as well as clarity. While confrontation might not be your thing, it is important to really resolve any loose ends before getting involved in any kind of agreement, or relationship. You don’t want any trouble or stormy clouds appearing out of nowhere. By the end of the week, adventure might be on the agenda. This could be very academic in nature, or possibly a frivolous pursuit. The key thing for you this week, is just to keep things cool.

Posted at 4:59 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/04/2011

Virgo 7/4-11/11

Virgo

7/4-11/11

     While you may have some trust issues, you’ve never had a problem trusting in yourself. (Well…mostly.) Which is why at the beginning of the week you’ll be grinning from ear to ear because your accomplishments will resonate within you while you secretly say to yourself “I’m so awesome.” Yeah, yeah, we know. However you’d do best to help those who aren’t feeling so awesome around you. This is a good time to rack up some good karma points because it will benefit you in the end. Is it time for you to buy something pricey? It looks that way. While you may be having seconds thoughts, your friends will be there to help you weigh your options and choices. It would be a good thing to spend the weekend in silent observation. Revelations don’t come easily to those who aren’t paying attention.


Posted at 1:50 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/27/2011

Virgo    6/27/11 -7/3/11        Excuse me, touchy much?! You’ll need to calm the eff down and take a breather! The world isn’t your soap box! Just chill out for a bit and get it together. Remember that simply because people do not feel as you feel, does not mean that they do not feel at all. After you’ve stopped seeing red, the mid looks to be a little more amiable when people are involved. Just meld with those who you seem to get along with and you’ll find your place. Though you may be able to isolate problems and ID them like a pro, no one likes to be policed and tattle tales are unpopular for a reason. While this week may not look so fun, you can patch it together by remembering that intellectual finesse is at your core, so use your head and know that sometimes, being the bigger person means letting other fall flat on their face. Everyone knows they’ll do the same for you if you choose blow a fuse.

Virgo
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Excuse me, touchy much?! You’ll need to calm the eff down and take a breather! The world isn’t your soap box! Just chill out for a bit and get it together. Remember that simply because people do not feel as you feel, does not mean that they do not feel at all. After you’ve stopped seeing red, the mid looks to be a little more amiable when people are involved. Just meld with those who you seem to get along with and you’ll find your place. Though you may be able to isolate problems and ID them like a pro, no one likes to be policed and tattle tales are unpopular for a reason. While this week may not look so fun, you can patch it together by remembering that intellectual finesse is at your core, so use your head and know that sometimes, being the bigger person means letting other fall flat on their face. Everyone knows they’ll do the same for you if you choose blow a fuse.

Posted at 8:48 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/20/2011

Virgo    6/20/11-6/26/11        Though it seems as if work is the general theme for everyone else this week, you just can’t seem to find the time! Even though you must pull your weight like everyone else, (or at least appear to…) people will be coming at you right and left about your work performance. If things get a little too heated, you might find yourself in sword and shield mode, rushing to the defense of your interests and those you hold dear. Honestly, Virg. We get it. Just make sure that you are in the green to do so, and that this is not just another drama pageant. I mean, “They just don’t get it, do they?!” Believe us when we say, we probably do. Thing is, everyone is so caught up with doing well that they will feel the need to check up on you. No big, just keep it cool and try your best. You want to let your good qualities shine.  The end of the week is reserved for introspection, reflection, and deep-sea diving into your consciousness. Your mind, after all, needs some stimulation after such a fussy week. Though work is not your most favorite subject, issues concerning projects will arise Sunday, and will need immediate attention. Don’t dilly dally on decisions either! Well Coordinated snap judgments may lead to some well received slack next week. 

Virgo
    6/20/11-6/26/11
   
    Though it seems as if work is the general theme for everyone else this week, you just can’t seem to find the time! Even though you must pull your weight like everyone else, (or at least appear to…) people will be coming at you right and left about your work performance. If things get a little too heated, you might find yourself in sword and shield mode, rushing to the defense of your interests and those you hold dear. Honestly, Virg. We get it. Just make sure that you are in the green to do so, and that this is not just another drama pageant. I mean, “They just don’t get it, do they?!” Believe us when we say, we probably do. Thing is, everyone is so caught up with doing well that they will feel the need to check up on you. No big, just keep it cool and try your best. You want to let your good qualities shine.  The end of the week is reserved for introspection, reflection, and deep-sea diving into your consciousness. Your mind, after all, needs some stimulation after such a fussy week. Though work is not your most favorite subject, issues concerning projects will arise Sunday, and will need immediate attention. Don’t dilly dally on decisions either! Well Coordinated snap judgments may lead to some well received slack next week. 

Posted at 7:24 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/13/2011

Virgo    6/13/11 - 6/19/11        While you’re having loads of fun around Monday and Tuesday and you’re thinking on a higher level. A beautiful mind has it’s needs and you’re feeling as if you could use some food for thought. Either that or some juicy gossip. Though you’d rather tame situations that would run wildly and recklessly, You’ll have to let go of the reins on this one, Virg. Honestly, do you realize how predictable you are? You make the same mistakes on yearly like they’re holidays, so stop worrying about control and LET. IT. GO. Life is a balance of chaos and order, and right now, you need some happy messes around. Though it may drive you nuts you’ll know its all for the best. The weekend is a good one, and if you play your cards right it just may be a romantic one!

Virgo
    6/13/11 - 6/19/11
   
    While you’re having loads of fun around Monday and Tuesday and you’re thinking on a higher level. A beautiful mind has it’s needs and you’re feeling as if you could use some food for thought. Either that or some juicy gossip. Though you’d rather tame situations that would run wildly and recklessly, You’ll have to let go of the reins on this one, Virg. Honestly, do you realize how predictable you are? You make the same mistakes on yearly like they’re holidays, so stop worrying about control and LET. IT. GO. Life is a balance of chaos and order, and right now, you need some happy messes around. Though it may drive you nuts you’ll know its all for the best. The weekend is a good one, and if you play your cards right it just may be a romantic one!

Posted at 4:57 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/06/2011

Virgo 6/6/11 - 6/12/11 Control freak is your name and control is your game. But instead of being manipulative and hissy-fit-like, you should concentrate on playing well with others. We get it. You know what you’re doing. But, did we mention that we get it? No one needs another example. All that pent up energy will have to go towards getting day drunk and cleaning up your abode. While doing so, you’ll come up with some new things to do and focus on. Too bad by the end of the week you’re left with stars circling you’re head whilst being asked to choose.

Virgo

6/6/11 - 6/12/11

Control freak is your name and control is your game. But instead of being manipulative and hissy-fit-like, you should concentrate on playing well with others. We get it. You know what you’re doing. But, did we mention that we get it? No one needs another example. All that pent up energy will have to go towards getting day drunk and cleaning up your abode. While doing so, you’ll come up with some new things to do and focus on. Too bad by the end of the week you’re left with stars circling you’re head whilst being asked to choose.

Posted at 8:33 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

05/31/2011

VIRGO Mon 5/30-Sun6/5     Serendipity seems to be singing your melodramatic pitchfork tracks as you casually go about your life this week. Things are looking up. Everything you’ve ever secretly wanted to happen to you, WILL. But you know what they say about wishes. You’ve got to be careful with them, which is something you never took into account when you made them to begin with. Enjoy it though. Who cares if your dreams come true look like an episode from Tim & Eric to the occasional passerby. They don’t get it and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Appearing crazy is what you love, simply because you know being anybody is better than being a nobody.

VIRGO

Mon 5/30-Sun6/5


    Serendipity seems to be singing your melodramatic pitchfork tracks as you casually go about your life this week. Things are looking up. Everything you’ve ever secretly wanted to happen to you, WILL. But you know what they say about wishes. You’ve got to be careful with them, which is something you never took into account when you made them to begin with. Enjoy it though. Who cares if your dreams come true look like an episode from Tim & Eric to the occasional passerby. They don’t get it and you wouldn’t have it any other way. Appearing crazy is what you love, simply because you know being anybody is better than being a nobody.

Posted at 11:41 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

Hellascopes 2011