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This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/25/2011

Taurus 7/25-31/11

    Taurus
    7/25-31/11

    While, you’re known where you’re known as making some pretty practical moves, your head may not be on straight this week. Try asking others for help. Being prudent is smart, but even you have to admit when you don’t understand something or know what’s going on. If personal matters are what’s getting you down and out, ask a close friend or family member for a kind ear. You’d be surprised what you can figure out if you just had a sounding board. Sometimes the best advice you can take is your own. Besides, given the circumstances, do you really think acting so rashly could improve things? You of all people know that delicacy is key when handling issues, relationships, and money. If you haven’t had the painful experience of visiting a China shop, I would not start now if I were you, you might just find yourself in more trouble than you thought.

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07/18/2011

Taurus 7/18-31/11

Taurus
7/18-31/11
   
    One of your natural born qualities, Taurus, is that people naturally rally around you. You want to play this up at the beginning of the week if you want things to run smoothly through the rest. Try to gather people you know and people you need, to enjoy some quality time together. After all, it’s in these settings that the best ideas flow. Start scheduling various things you’d like to get done around the middle of the week. You’re about to receive a cosmic blast, and you don’t want to waste it.  While Sagittarius is good at shooting pot shots, you know that little aim can go a long way. By the end of the week, if things are working out properly, you’ve already gotten so much done. You’re free to enjoy the weekend, and maybe find a little love.   But, all good things come to an end. This will be quite apparent Sunday, as you might want to look at your life and where it’s headed. Make sure you are not ready to walk  over a cliff.

Posted at 4:44 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/04/2011

Taurus 7/4-11/11

Taurus
7/4-11/11

The days are fruitful for you starting this week, Taurus. People may notice you have a spring in your step,

     The days are fruitful for you starting this week, Taurus. People may notice you have a spring in your step, and you are enjoying every minute of it. If this isn’t the case, try going with the flow and break that brooding habit of yours, because good things are happening all around you. You’ll be surrounded by friends and loved ones alike. People will ask you, “How’s it goin’?” and you’ll reply “Well, can’t complain!” However, the week only slopes downhill from here. Too bad you can’t bottle all that wonderfulness from your week’s start and carry it with you into the rest of it. This is life’s way of telling you to focus on reinvigorating yourself. Focus on you, and find some alone time. You’re going to need to stay Zen cause the weekend doesn’t look so hot. Just remember to take things as they are and let the rest roll right off your back. Besides, you’ve had your fun.

Hellascopes

Posted at 12:42 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/27/2011

Taurus    6/27/11 -7/3/11         Easter eggs are all around starting this week, Taurus. Try finding solutions that favor all, or create some. In either case, you are equipped to do as he will and shine brightly. The beginning and middle of the week seem to be your own personal parade! Soak it up because you know this really doesn’t happen often. However, you have the potential to make this week as amazing as you’d like it to be. Towards the end of the week, be aware that all of this joy, flattery, and bliss, may have distracted you some. Keep an eye on your projects, your personal life, and other tasks. You don’t want to miss out on appointments or other such engagements. The weekends is right for you to hang out and let loose, so enjoy!

Taurus
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
     Easter eggs are all around starting this week, Taurus. Try finding solutions that favor all, or create some. In either case, you are equipped to do as he will and shine brightly. The beginning and middle of the week seem to be your own personal parade! Soak it up because you know this really doesn’t happen often. However, you have the potential to make this week as amazing as you’d like it to be. Towards the end of the week, be aware that all of this joy, flattery, and bliss, may have distracted you some. Keep an eye on your projects, your personal life, and other tasks. You don’t want to miss out on appointments or other such engagements. The weekends is right for you to hang out and let loose, so enjoy!

Posted at 8:45 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/20/2011

Taurus    6/20/11-6/26/11        Look at you! Your sense of security is rock solid! What else could we expect from someone who’s feet are so firmly placed on the ground? It might be a good time to consider playing the game of risk when it comes to starting new things this week. You have a slight security net, but it is there for you. Though we know, all Taurus people may not be on equal footing, evaluate your assets before doing so. A little self consideration goes a long way.  Towards the mid, group you might find people lashing at you to hurry up and take haste. Others might be prodding you with knowledge of past events  to try to get you to move along. Don’t listen to these people. Go at your own pace and do what you know you need to do. Though you may not be a brilliant genius, you know what you know, and it works for you.  You will find your self in a great mood to have fun this weekend, with pretty good choices or plans. Do us a favor and don’t drink too much, stall in a rose bush, or get too caught up. Because Sunday calls for you to hit the brakes on the festivities.

Taurus
    6/20/11-6/26/11
   
    Look at you! Your sense of security is rock solid! What else could we expect from someone who’s feet are so firmly placed on the ground? It might be a good time to consider playing the game of risk when it comes to starting new things this week. You have a slight security net, but it is there for you. Though we know, all Taurus people may not be on equal footing, evaluate your assets before doing so. A little self consideration goes a long way.  Towards the mid, group you might find people lashing at you to hurry up and take haste. Others might be prodding you with knowledge of past events  to try to get you to move along. Don’t listen to these people. Go at your own pace and do what you know you need to do. Though you may not be a brilliant genius, you know what you know, and it works for you.  You will find your self in a great mood to have fun this weekend, with pretty good choices or plans. Do us a favor and don’t drink too much, stall in a rose bush, or get too caught up. Because Sunday calls for you to hit the brakes on the festivities.

Posted at 7:18 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/13/2011

Taurus    6/13/11 - 6/19/11        Looks like you want to play this one out on the DL. But unfortunately life does not give you what you want all the time. Most the time it gives you what you need. You may not be burning your bridges, but they could use some fortifying. So, make sure to write thank you notes, call old friends, and make peace with who you can, ‘cause right now would be perfect for all of that. Make up your mind right now you’ll stop seeing red and start seeing more green. Its time to start thinking about your career in relation to people and those who can get you where you want to be. (Both Financially and in life.) Remember its not what you know but who you know. So Git it!! Git it!! By the end of the week you’re feeling you deserve some time to your pretty little self and if you can manage, it looks to be a sunny day at the beach! I hope you tan as well as you burn cause things may start heating up. But that’s next week dearie. HEHEHEHE!!!!

Taurus
    6/13/11 - 6/19/11
   
    Looks like you want to play this one out on the DL. But unfortunately life does not give you what you want all the time. Most the time it gives you what you need. You may not be burning your bridges, but they could use some fortifying. So, make sure to write thank you notes, call old friends, and make peace with who you can, ‘cause right now would be perfect for all of that. Make up your mind right now you’ll stop seeing red and start seeing more green. Its time to start thinking about your career in relation to people and those who can get you where you want to be. (Both Financially and in life.) Remember its not what you know but who you know. So Git it!! Git it!! By the end of the week you’re feeling you deserve some time to your pretty little self and if you can manage, it looks to be a sunny day at the beach! I hope you tan as well as you burn cause things may start heating up. But that’s next week dearie. HEHEHEHE!!!!

Posted at 4:53 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/06/2011

Taurus 6/6/11 - 6/12/11 Getting sentimental? At the start of the week you’ll come upon a choice of whether to reveal you’re human or solidify the fact that you’re a frigid robotic b*tch. Either way you’ll probably end up getting sucked into someone’s soap opera. Just make sure they gave you a good part with some decent one liners. Play your cards right and the whole thing will just blow over. Don’t, and it will come up later. (probably at some random point in time that’s just not convenient. I think they call those bombs. Yeah. Its like that.) Beware of jealous b*itches. (just doesn’t seem, like anyone can get away from those…) By the end of the week all this drama will give you perspective, and you might find you have real feelings about someone! That is…if all of it doesn’t go over your head.

Taurus

6/6/11 - 6/12/11

Getting sentimental? At the start of the week you’ll come upon a choice of whether to reveal you’re human or solidify the fact that you’re a frigid robotic b*tch. Either way you’ll probably end up getting sucked into someone’s soap opera. Just make sure they gave you a good part with some decent one liners. Play your cards right and the whole thing will just blow over. Don’t, and it will come up later. (probably at some random point in time that’s just not convenient. I think they call those bombs. Yeah. Its like that.) Beware of jealous b*itches. (just doesn’t seem, like anyone can get away from those…) By the end of the week all this drama will give you perspective, and you might find you have real feelings about someone! That is…if all of it doesn’t go over your head.

Posted at 8:25 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

05/31/2011

TAURUS Mon 5/30-Sun6/5     Just because you can’t confirm or deny the existence of love doesn’t mean you can’t be blazé about finding it, even if it happens to cross your bowlegged path? Was that a question? Or is the question the answer? Don’t worry. If you don’t get it because there’s a slight beauty in not knowing and pretending you do. If that totally went over your head, its okay. I’m sure you can come up with a better way to confound someone in a single facebook status rather than needing to wright a WHOLE tumblr post about it. GOD you are so succinct this week! You’re gonna need to be, cause you’re life is about to get so weird and f*cked up David Lynch won’t even be able to come up with a B&W film to describe the events in your life. It’s not like anyone would get it anyway, you’re the one living it. Make sure that check from your parents cleared, cause money just doesn’t look to bright right now. Hold off on that thrift store spree you wanted to take with your friends cause it looks like you might be able to fit it in over some TAZO tea you’ll enjoy at the local coffee house. You know? The one where actual people with real jobs go on their lunch break? God! What’s with them anyway right? I mean they may be lost, disillusioned, and working for “the man”, but only you know what true loss of self is, right?

TAURUS

Mon 5/30-Sun6/5


    Just because you can’t confirm or deny the existence of love doesn’t mean you can’t be blazé about finding it, even if it happens to cross your bowlegged path? Was that a question? Or is the question the answer? Don’t worry. If you don’t get it because there’s a slight beauty in not knowing and pretending you do. If that totally went over your head, its okay. I’m sure you can come up with a better way to confound someone in a single facebook status rather than needing to wright a WHOLE tumblr post about it. GOD you are so succinct this week! You’re gonna need to be, cause you’re life is about to get so weird and f*cked up David Lynch won’t even be able to come up with a B&W film to describe the events in your life. It’s not like anyone would get it anyway, you’re the one living it. Make sure that check from your parents cleared, cause money just doesn’t look to bright right now. Hold off on that thrift store spree you wanted to take with your friends cause it looks like you might be able to fit it in over some TAZO tea you’ll enjoy at the local coffee house. You know? The one where actual people with real jobs go on their lunch break? God! What’s with them anyway right? I mean they may be lost, disillusioned, and working for “the man”, but only you know what true loss of self is, right?

Posted at 11:20 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

Hellascopes 2011