HELLASCOPES

Let the games begin!

    This week seems to be full of some busy busy bodies for everyone. While you may find yourself in confrontation with others, just remember they’re trying just as hard as you are. Its not as if they’re trying to ruin your life. Or maybe they are. In which case you’ll have to put your thinking caps on and play a little defense. For those with enemies in reach, it would be best to keep an eye out. You don’t want your tires to mysteriously go flat, or find a nasty letter in your inbox. These things just don’t pan out well. Though we don’t like to take sides, we might start putting out a weekly “Dramameter”. Maybe, which sign will cause more fuss than most for the week? (Thats right Aries, we’re looking at you.) All with aims of maintaining peace no doubt. We swear. ;) After all, they say “All is love.”, but “all’s fair in love and war”. Besides, somebody’s gotta end up on top. Will it be you?

For everyone in America, we hope your 4th was all the glitz and slam you were hoping for!

;D

-Hellascopes

GIT IT!

Wheew! We made it through another week! How was it for you guys! Did you survive? Good! Hopefully you guys got allot of play in, because it looks like we all have to work at something this time around! Whether its relationships, careers, or personal projects, you can bet it probably needs allot of care and attention, so go for it! Just remember to stay true to yourselves and jump those hurdles! You can only do your best right? Wow, when we started this blog it was all about making fun of hipsters in a creative way…but now it’s actually just horoscopes that try to keep it real. Funny how things change. We hope you’ve been having as much fun as we have with this blog! We hope to see more new friends and comments! And as always: share and share alike!

Luck, Light, & Love!!

Another week approaches!

Hello my loves. It looks like another week is upon us, and it looks like a doozy.  While this week was a major domestic focus for nearly everyone, this next week will mainly focus on your career, work, and life choices. It is possible that you have been putting off thinking about any sort of semblance of these at all.  Don’t fret. Though these topics and concepts may seem very complex and daunting, it’s nothing that you can’t handle currently. Stay tuned, because Monday morning there should be some news waiting for you, as well as brand-new signs. We would just like to throw out there that we appreciate all of the  re-blogs, likes, and follows. You guys are the best!  Thanks so much for spreading the word about us!  We only hope to come out with more Hellascopes  that take the guesswork out of your celestial message!

It keeps going…

Hope this week goes better for you than the last one. Whatever, its not like your life is completely out of your control. Hopefully most of you understand that a little insight is exactly what it is. Insight. It carries as much weight and worth as hear-say or conjecture in a trial. So remember, even though we might say you’re gonna have a crappy week, you might end up having one so out of this world no one can possibly touch you. So when we say sunshine, you may still receive a few scattered showers. DISCLAIMER PEOPLE. Horoscopes are not always right. But of course you didn’t need us to tell you that. ;) So until next week my loves! Keep it real. BTW Some one use our comments section. We know it looks horrible right now, but we’d love to hear how it worked out!

So next week is already here…

Well everyone, if you’re not exhausted from this week, I don’t know you. But wouldn’t you know it, another week is upon us already! Some will get a welcome break from all that has been bearing down. Others will have the heat turned up. It’s a hot, hot, summer and its only just begun. I hope all of you are taking the necessary precautions, because you just might get burned. Here comes the sun everyone! Luckily Hellascopes is here to be your personal SPF. <3 Just don’t say we didn’t warn you.

Hey kids…

Despite getting a late start on this week’s upload, we think we did pretty well with those signs! Feel free to share share your scopes with your friends and we hope we’ve provided you with some fresh insight for the week. Hellascopes is growing and you might see some new revisions to the site pretty soon. We’ve recently added comments so feel free to disqus your scope with others who might share the same fate as you. Who knows how this will go really. We even spoke about possibly doing daily scopes…but hey! MAYBE. Depending on how many followers we get. Just throwing that out there. To all our friends across the tumblrverse, thanks for following and sharing! We look forward to more weeks of pummeling you with shooting stars! Cheers!

Oh! And Cancer? Hang in there okay? Tough week for you. Really.

-Hellascopes Team

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Get ready folks! ‘Cause the stars are gonna lay the smack down on us all tomorrow. Can you take the heat? Probably not because that would be counter productive to being cool. Apologies to Scorpio for last week. I guess we just forgot about you. But we’ll try to be on our best behavior from now on. But for now you guys, we’ll give you all a weekly Hellascope. So make sure to start your weeks off right with us. Because face it. We tell you the crap about yourself your “friends” could care less to mention.