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This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/25/2011

Leo 7/25-31/11

    Leo
    7/25-31/11
   
    This week shines in your sweetest of stars. A new relationship might come into existence in the most unlikely of places. Keep an eye out because this person may prove to be a powerful ally, especially if made in the work setting. Your pondering something of great meaning and your mind is figuring it out in the background, even if you don’t notice it. Expect the pieces to come together pretty soon. When making decisions, your instincts are your strongest ally. Don’t forget that. People find it very hard to hide much from you. You may, however, not be very good at hiding the fact that your onto them. Work on your poker face Leo, I trust your natural born leadership skills are for the good of all, and this skill will help you accomplish your endeavors. Even a simple glance can give everything away, so guard what you must.

Posted at 9:17 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/18/2011

Leo 7/18-31/11

Leo
7/18-31/11
   
     It looks like your life is turning into a modern-day war zone.  Try avoiding getting shelled or shot, and by all means don’t play sides.  Its duck & cover for you at the beginning of this week, Leo, so stay low and keep your mouth shut. You’ll just want to keep your eyes and ears open and try to understand the situation better before proceeding into rest your week. By the middle of the week, you might find yourself doing the tango with someone new. You’ll have to work with this person to accomplish projects, jobs, or tasks. You are free to say no and fly solo, but this may not be an ideal scenario. In either case you might find that relations with this person are strangely smooth.  By the end of the week you might find yourself a bit rattled from all the drama, but keep a cool head. Just take some time and process what’s going on and where you are in all of it. If you play your cards right, Sunday looks to be very restful.

Posted at 4:55 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/04/2011

Leo 7/4-11/11

Leo 7/4-11/11

     Way to fail at budgeting. S’ok its not everyone’s strong suit. This is why we have people who devote their entire lives making money off of people who know nothing about spending. Which, at times, can be quite a few people. This basically decides the first half of your week! You gave it the ol’ college try, now do it again. This time asking for help will pay off in the long run. While you may not need to call up an accountant, getting tips and advice from close friends or family members may be beneficial. From the mid to the end, you’ll be dealing with people. Romance may find you Friday, and whatever you decide, you have the weekend to recover.

Posted at 1:45 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/27/2011

Leo    6/27/11 -7/3/11        New knowledge is something everyone can enjoy. Especially if you understand it. It is high time you had a refresher course in mental expansion! Soak up some culture, or learn something new, it will come in handy later on this week to solve a possible problem. Though, through the mid people will be paying special attention to you so tread softly and behave. You don’t want any negative repercussions from ill chosen actions or words. Everyone will come around near the end. This will be a perfect time express some new ideas and how you feel about many things. Deaf ears will be in low presence so give it a go! You might notice something nagging at you towards Sunday, listen up and scope it out! You could be onto something!

Leo
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    New knowledge is something everyone can enjoy. Especially if you understand it. It is high time you had a refresher course in mental expansion! Soak up some culture, or learn something new, it will come in handy later on this week to solve a possible problem. Though, through the mid people will be paying special attention to you so tread softly and behave. You don’t want any negative repercussions from ill chosen actions or words. Everyone will come around near the end. This will be a perfect time express some new ideas and how you feel about many things. Deaf ears will be in low presence so give it a go! You might notice something nagging at you towards Sunday, listen up and scope it out! You could be onto something!

Posted at 8:47 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/20/2011

Leo    6/20/11-6/26/11        Your golden streak is over Leo! So you can expect things to get pretty average around you, but the schedule calls for more moody days. Don’t fret! Though your time in the sun has passed. It is time to get back to work! However, you are not without new perspective. This should help you overcome adversity this week. But oh, what’s this?! Who is this just waltzing into your life? They’re bringing what might seem to be new possibilities! Though a little daunting (and maybe a bit confusing) they are exciting none the less. It is up to you to pick and choose for yourself and see what comes of it. Authority and obligation loom on your horizon. Delegate well enough, and everything should turn out well! Money seems to be a big deal for you right now, so look into starting a savings account or learning some finance. Remember pennies saved are pennies earned.

Leo
    6/20/11-6/26/11
   
    Your golden streak is over Leo! So you can expect things to get pretty average around you, but the schedule calls for more moody days. Don’t fret! Though your time in the sun has passed. It is time to get back to work! However, you are not without new perspective. This should help you overcome adversity this week. But oh, what’s this?! Who is this just waltzing into your life? They’re bringing what might seem to be new possibilities! Though a little daunting (and maybe a bit confusing) they are exciting none the less. It is up to you to pick and choose for yourself and see what comes of it. Authority and obligation loom on your horizon. Delegate well enough, and everything should turn out well! Money seems to be a big deal for you right now, so look into starting a savings account or learning some finance. Remember pennies saved are pennies earned.

Posted at 7:23 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/13/2011

Leo    6/13/11 - 6/19/11        Well well well! You’re looking bright! And you know it!! Stop pretending to be modest, you’re terrible at it. Friends, fun, and family seem to harmonize around you this week, and you’re all to eager to turn the daily grind into the daily glow. Though when the sun goes down it looks like some things might need a closer look and some speculation. Trust yourself and your gut feelings. Whatever it is you’ll need to handle these issues with care. The weekend only burns brighter for you as no one can get enough of you! (But, really some can. No. Really. Stop being so awesome already. We get it.) So if you’re looking for love, maybe, just maybe might be the right time? Though you might be holy rollin’ on cloud nine here kiddo, you’re friends still need you to be there for them. And with all this good mojo you’re receiving, you can but you desires on the shelf for a tiny bit longer. This week is yours to shine. Also, just a word of advice? Stop worrying about keeping up appearances, you don’t do it very well, and it’s a bit embarrassing. Cash in on a reality check and know that if you really want to be known as the edgy master of your own domain with the latest blah blah blah…get a better job or find a Sugar Daddy/Mama.

Leo
    6/13/11 - 6/19/11
   
    Well well well! You’re looking bright! And you know it!! Stop pretending to be modest, you’re terrible at it. Friends, fun, and family seem to harmonize around you this week, and you’re all to eager to turn the daily grind into the daily glow. Though when the sun goes down it looks like some things might need a closer look and some speculation. Trust yourself and your gut feelings. Whatever it is you’ll need to handle these issues with care. The weekend only burns brighter for you as no one can get enough of you! (But, really some can. No. Really. Stop being so awesome already. We get it.) So if you’re looking for love, maybe, just maybe might be the right time? Though you might be holy rollin’ on cloud nine here kiddo, you’re friends still need you to be there for them. And with all this good mojo you’re receiving, you can but you desires on the shelf for a tiny bit longer. This week is yours to shine. Also, just a word of advice? Stop worrying about keeping up appearances, you don’t do it very well, and it’s a bit embarrassing. Cash in on a reality check and know that if you really want to be known as the edgy master of your own domain with the latest blah blah blah…get a better job or find a Sugar Daddy/Mama.

Posted at 4:56 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/06/2011

Leo 6/6/11 - 6/12/11 Congrats! You came out of last weekend looking like a champ! Was it everything you wanted and more? I sure hope so. </sarcasm> Now that you’re done with…THAT, but on you’re best Susie Homemaker outfit and get in that kitchen! You’ve got allot to do! Aside from the domestic duties you’ve neglected to handle you’ve got some delegation to take care of. Thankfully you’re a natural at this so either tap into that raw talent or find some other way to maintain peace. The number One may be the loneliest number but by the end of the week thats going to be who you wish you were.

Leo

6/6/11 - 6/12/11

Congrats! You came out of last weekend looking like a champ! Was it everything you wanted and more? I sure hope so. </sarcasm> Now that you’re done with…THAT, but on you’re best Susie Homemaker outfit and get in that kitchen! You’ve got allot to do! Aside from the domestic duties you’ve neglected to handle you’ve got some delegation to take care of. Thankfully you’re a natural at this so either tap into that raw talent or find some other way to maintain peace. The number One may be the loneliest number but by the end of the week thats going to be who you wish you were.

Posted at 8:31 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

05/31/2011

LEO Mon 5/30-Sun6/5     Your paranoia about “being apart of it all” is getting to you and you still aren’t satisfied with how obscure you are and you’re feeling you should take it to a new level. You’re normal crew was getting to current for you anyway. It’s possible you’ll be invited to a block party or other such social event, (that is if you don’t invite yourself first. “Oh didn’t you notice? I was going anyway. I knew about that party before you.” When of course you had no idea and are secretly offended because you weren’t told or informed.) You can take this opportunity to ditch those schmucks you call frienemies and trade them in for some potential crab invested tail? Maybe a group of au naturale swingers? You know you’ve got edge when you’re sleeping with someone twice your age. The outlook for the end of your week looks gilded! Just make sure to soak your nethers with acutane, butane, kerosine, (in any order really) or anything flammable. You’ll have to suck up the consequences of your poor decisions like a champ if you want to move on. No sweat, just more street cred.

LEO

Mon 5/30-Sun6/5

    Your paranoia about “being apart of it all” is getting to you and you still aren’t satisfied with how obscure you are and you’re feeling you should take it to a new level. You’re normal crew was getting to current for you anyway. It’s possible you’ll be invited to a block party or other such social event, (that is if you don’t invite yourself first. “Oh didn’t you notice? I was going anyway. I knew about that party before you.” When of course you had no idea and are secretly offended because you weren’t told or informed.) You can take this opportunity to ditch those schmucks you call frienemies and trade them in for some potential crab invested tail? Maybe a group of au naturale swingers? You know you’ve got edge when you’re sleeping with someone twice your age. The outlook for the end of your week looks gilded! Just make sure to soak your nethers with acutane, butane, kerosine, (in any order really) or anything flammable. You’ll have to suck up the consequences of your poor decisions like a champ if you want to move on. No sweat, just more street cred.

Posted at 11:36 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

Hellascopes 2011