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This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/25/2011

Aries 7/25-31/11

    Aries
    7/25-31/11
    You are coming in hot with a new found energy and style! You mind is burning with ideas and feelings. This would be a wonderful time to take action on things you may have been shying away from. If this energy goes unused, it will only transmute into restlessness, so make a move and be bold! Home seems to be wherever you hang your hat, and you may be looking to leave your hat on that hook for quite a while. R&R is great, but don’t over do it. While you may want to stay home and throw in the towel some days, use this time to regroup and recuperate. Don’t let small details that need attention slip through your fingers.

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07/18/2011

Aries 7/18-31/11

    Aries
    7/18-31/11


    Hang on there Aries, put a rein on those horses. There is something to be said for people who try too hard, and the more you try the more resistance you’re going to get. Typically when people put their hands up and cry out “no more!” your energy is best directed towards something else. How about charity? Maybe a new project? How about just cleaning your room. Whatever you choose, just aim away from the walls. In the middle of the week, things are looking bright, but you seem to want to shine brighter then you are able. This week is all about taking it down a notch. Sometimes, it’s hard for people to keep up with you. But in this case, you can’t even keep up with yourself. Come the end of the week, you should focus on thinking before you speak. It just so happens that perked ears are listening and you don’t want to confuse or anger them.

Posted at 4:43 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/04/2011

Aries 7/4-11/11

Aries
7/4-11/11

Sorry Aries, but you would do best to remember that many people dont have it is good as you do.

    Sorry Aries, but you would do best to remember that many people don’t have it is good as you do. You might find yourself openly tongue lashing someone in effigy around friends at the beginning of the week, while everyone else looks at each other wondering “Are you kidding me?” You know what they say about loose lips. Careful you don’t sink any ships, especially the one you might be on. If you find yourself fed up with how much you think you know something, we hear breathing helps. Thinking before you speak isn’t a bad idea either. The rest of the week your steam subsides and you’re left feeling a little charming and possibly dashing. But that won’t last long because come the weekend, you’re ready to throw the towel in. S’ok. You should quit while your ahead anyway. Just careful you don’t lose it on Monday first.

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06/27/2011

    Aries    6/27/11 -7/3/11        Ask anyone and they’ll tell you, connections are important. That is what this week is all about for you, Aires. The intense energy you start off with this week is phenomenal! Tell us you haven’t felt this good in a while? This is a welcome change compared to the indecisive nature of last week’s ebb. If you’ve got a focus in your life right now, chances are, you’ll make some incredible strides. All forms of connectivity and communication are vital at this time, so do not neglect any of that. Check your e-mail, reply to voicemails, and who knows? There might be a personal handwritten letter in the mail for you. Don’t you just love those? The weekend calls for cleanup time, as your whirlwind week has left quite a mess. Organize your space to ensure a healthy start to next week.

    Aries
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Ask anyone and they’ll tell you, connections are important. That is what this week is all about for you, Aires. The intense energy you start off with this week is phenomenal! Tell us you haven’t felt this good in a while? This is a welcome change compared to the indecisive nature of last week’s ebb. If you’ve got a focus in your life right now, chances are, you’ll make some incredible strides. All forms of connectivity and communication are vital at this time, so do not neglect any of that. Check your e-mail, reply to voicemails, and who knows? There might be a personal handwritten letter in the mail for you. Don’t you just love those? The weekend calls for cleanup time, as your whirlwind week has left quite a mess. Organize your space to ensure a healthy start to next week.

Posted at 8:45 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/20/2011

        Aries    6/20/11-6/26/11        While your sunny disposition is usually very open towards new things, you’re going to want to shy away from anything out of the ordinary, come the beginning of the week. No offense, but you lack skills, perspective, and energy to be caught up in unfamiliar territory currently.  Do so anyway, and you’ll find yourself flustered and crying in the closet in no time. However, the story changes around the middle of the week. Change that you’ve been secretly craving is ripe  to act upon. This could be steps toward a new job, new love, or even just a change of scenery. Whatever the case, don’t do anything drastic, as this could lead you toward a hasty crash. We all know you have horns dear ram, but the last thing you need is for them to break. Especially, towards the end of the week.  You might find your emotions running high but it’s best to keep it to your self. While it may seem as if you would like to brew a little storm, everyone will be ducking for cover, and you’ll find yourself alone. Unless, that’s really where you want to be.  Oh,  and try not to be so lazy? People are beginning to notice.

   
    Aries
    6/20/11-6/26/11
   
    While your sunny disposition is usually very open towards new things, you’re going to want to shy away from anything out of the ordinary, come the beginning of the week. No offense, but you lack skills, perspective, and energy to be caught up in unfamiliar territory currently.  Do so anyway, and you’ll find yourself flustered and crying in the closet in no time. However, the story changes around the middle of the week. Change that you’ve been secretly craving is ripe  to act upon. This could be steps toward a new job, new love, or even just a change of scenery. Whatever the case, don’t do anything drastic, as this could lead you toward a hasty crash. We all know you have horns dear ram, but the last thing you need is for them to break. Especially, towards the end of the week.  You might find your emotions running high but it’s best to keep it to your self. While it may seem as if you would like to brew a little storm, everyone will be ducking for cover, and you’ll find yourself alone. Unless, that’s really where you want to be.  Oh,  and try not to be so lazy? People are beginning to notice.

Posted at 7:17 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/13/2011

Aries    6/13/11 - 6/19/11        The sharpest people know that a good start to anything is key to success, and it seems that you’ll really need to start this week off right if you want your slice of the cake, you big fatty. Though some obstacles may arise, you’ll have to dodge, jump, and roll with it or you might be looking at some stormy skies. Regardless of where you are, you’re feelin’ pretty hot in the mid and who knows, you might be! Work is work, but what else is new. Though your rolling with the punches, your free time looks like it could use a re-vamp. This is the perfect time to get creative! (Something you’ve probably been to scared to do in the past…) After all is said and done, the end of the week begs the question. Really? REALLY? No. Honestly. Is this what you really want? Look in the mirror and tell me your happy, ‘cause that reflection does not lie.

Aries
    6/13/11 - 6/19/11
   
    The sharpest people know that a good start to anything is key to success, and it seems that you’ll really need to start this week off right if you want your slice of the cake, you big fatty. Though some obstacles may arise, you’ll have to dodge, jump, and roll with it or you might be looking at some stormy skies. Regardless of where you are, you’re feelin’ pretty hot in the mid and who knows, you might be! Work is work, but what else is new. Though your rolling with the punches, your free time looks like it could use a re-vamp. This is the perfect time to get creative! (Something you’ve probably been to scared to do in the past…) After all is said and done, the end of the week begs the question. Really? REALLY? No. Honestly. Is this what you really want? Look in the mirror and tell me your happy, ‘cause that reflection does not lie.

Posted at 4:51 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/06/2011

Aries 6/6/11 - 6/12/11 I hope you like awkward moments, because that’s all you’ll get when you planetary energies conspire against you to finally pull the carpet out form under you so you can finally fall in love! (you know that fairy tale you don’t believe in?) get ready cause you’re about to receive a crash course in it. But knowing you, you’ll just find a way to skip class and miss out. Who knows maybe you can score some answers to the final test from someone who’s actually been there. You’ll get active in the middle of the week by either getting caught up in someone else’s harebrained scheme or trying to come up with one of your own. Either way you might enjoy yourself, even if it is sitting on the sidelines and wall flowering it up. The weekend, however won’t be as forgiving as it seems you’re needed just about everywhere. Vampires I tell you! By Saturday and Sunday you’ll be completely vegged out and lifeless. Just the way you like it.

Aries

6/6/11 - 6/12/11

I hope you like awkward moments, because that’s all you’ll get when you planetary energies conspire against you to finally pull the carpet out form under you so you can finally fall in love! (you know that fairy tale you don’t believe in?) get ready cause you’re about to receive a crash course in it. But knowing you, you’ll just find a way to skip class and miss out. Who knows maybe you can score some answers to the final test from someone who’s actually been there. You’ll get active in the middle of the week by either getting caught up in someone else’s harebrained scheme or trying to come up with one of your own. Either way you might enjoy yourself, even if it is sitting on the sidelines and wall flowering it up. The weekend, however won’t be as forgiving as it seems you’re needed just about everywhere. Vampires I tell you! By Saturday and Sunday you’ll be completely vegged out and lifeless. Just the way you like it.

Posted at 8:23 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

05/31/2011

ARIES Mon 5/30-Sun6/5     So, it looks like you’ve got some hurdles to jump this week. Whatever, it’s not like you were ever into track, that’s just not your style. As the baby in the zodiac you can probably rely on some hapless individual just standing around to hold your hand as you don your best Paulie Bleaker high socks, and jog around. The coach will you give you an A for effort because being the youngest, no one really expected you to try. You’ll awkwardly (if not ironically) walk it right off the field into the rest of the week with the best poker face you can muster up behind those comfy ray bans and your favorite hoodie. No big deal right? That is until your family has actual need of you, and your stuck helping mom clean the table for guests who probably won’t understand you any more than you understand yourself. So, good luck with that.

ARIES

Mon 5/30-Sun6/5


    So, it looks like you’ve got some hurdles to jump this week. Whatever, it’s not like you were ever into track, that’s just not your style. As the baby in the zodiac you can probably rely on some hapless individual just standing around to hold your hand as you don your best Paulie Bleaker high socks, and jog around. The coach will you give you an A for effort because being the youngest, no one really expected you to try. You’ll awkwardly (if not ironically) walk it right off the field into the rest of the week with the best poker face you can muster up behind those comfy ray bans and your favorite hoodie. No big deal right? That is until your family has actual need of you, and your stuck helping mom clean the table for guests who probably won’t understand you any more than you understand yourself. So, good luck with that.

Posted at 11:09 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

Hellascopes 2011