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This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/25/2011

Aqua 7/25-31/11

    Aqua
    7/25-31/11
   
    Still waters don’t always stay that way. It’s time to pour over work, play, and life as we know it. Use your new found energy towards endeavors you know will serve you. Communication is key, so get ready to burn through e-mails, negotiate talks, write letters, notes, or create smoke signals. People need to know what’s in that brilliant and strange mind of yours. The solutions you are capable of creating may not always be understood, but gain much needed results! The weekend is all about mental wealth and rich living. Take in everything you can and fill yourself up with things you love. Life can be easy to lose track of, but reminding ourselves of that which we live for every now and then is an excellent practice.

Posted at 9:28 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/18/2011

Aqua 7/18-31/11

Aqua

7/18-31/11
   
    Looks like your kind of confused about a lot of things right now. Don’t fret, this just means that you’re asking some very tough questions. Just make sure you don’t run from them. It’s important to face the values and ethics you hold dear in life. Even our very core must be questioned every now and then.  Around the middle of the week, your mind will expand nicely, and things may become a little clearer. The rest of your week looks pretty crazy. Good crazy. As a matter fact, you might find yourself becoming very surprised with what happens to you. I can’t tell you what it is, it should be different for everyone. But one important detail that might seem quirky could blossom into something very surprising. Whatever it is, you’re sure to run with it any direction you please and leave everyone wondering how you do it. I don’t have to tell you how amazing you naturally are. Jealous!

Posted at 5:26 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

07/04/2011

Aqua 7/4-11/11

Aqua
7/4-11/11
   
   

     You of all people know the water between people is best kept clear as crystal. Which is why you’ll have to do a bit of clarification if you find yourself to be a bit cloudy about anything. Everyone loves flaky crusts on pies, croissants, and pastries, but people are another story. Make sure the people you’re working with don’t flake it, they just ace it. Also make sure they’re at least loyal to a point and that the others involved understand that. In working in groups the second half of the week, try to discover people’s motivations for accomplishing the same goal. Why they’re there may surprise you. The weekend is all about you and time to yourself. AGAIN. Get out and find something to do outdoors and stop breathing recycled air.  

Posted at 2:07 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/27/2011

Aqua6/27/11 -7/3/11        So, you’re basically awesome. But you knew that. The only thing to note this week is the inner workings of the universe. It is doing flips, pirouettes, and other such things. While many of life’s occurrences may confound and confuse, you secretly know (or sometimes, not so secretly) exactly what its trying to say. Keep an eye out because things might start to become very interesting, and you’ll want to be ready. If you’re looking for love you might find towards the end. But the weekend is all about nature and time to yourself. You’ll find that it suits you. Simple and sweet.

Aqua
6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    So, you’re basically awesome. But you knew that. The only thing to note this week is the inner workings of the universe. It is doing flips, pirouettes, and other such things. While many of life’s occurrences may confound and confuse, you secretly know (or sometimes, not so secretly) exactly what its trying to say. Keep an eye out because things might start to become very interesting, and you’ll want to be ready. If you’re looking for love you might find towards the end. But the weekend is all about nature and time to yourself. You’ll find that it suits you. Simple and sweet.

Posted at 8:51 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/20/2011

Aqua6/20/11-6/26/11         You know that weird feeling in your chest, in your stomach, and maybe in your head? No, you are not hungry. You are not tired, sick, or coming down with something. That is what we call a restless soul. Typically when this happens, you would do best to listen to it. You might feel ripples and vibrations in the water around you which tell you there is a lot going on in the world. It is most likely everyone else dealing with a difficult work week. You can choose to face it head on, join in, or find some peace among the chaos. Fortunately for you, this is something you are very gifted at. If only more people knew how to find peace within their own lives as well as you do. Towards the middle of the week, you notice that your hard work has paid off!  Results are piling up, and they look good! Though later, it seems as if you crash into a bit of ennui. Do not confuse this with depression. It’s no problem, as Sunday finds you creative, invigorated, and ready to start projects and move on ideas! Go gett’em tiger!

Aqua
6/20/11-6/26/11
   
     You know that weird feeling in your chest, in your stomach, and maybe in your head? No, you are not hungry. You are not tired, sick, or coming down with something. That is what we call a restless soul. Typically when this happens, you would do best to listen to it. You might feel ripples and vibrations in the water around you which tell you there is a lot going on in the world. It is most likely everyone else dealing with a difficult work week. You can choose to face it head on, join in, or find some peace among the chaos. Fortunately for you, this is something you are very gifted at. If only more people knew how to find peace within their own lives as well as you do. Towards the middle of the week, you notice that your hard work has paid off!  Results are piling up, and they look good! Though later, it seems as if you crash into a bit of ennui. Do not confuse this with depression. It’s no problem, as Sunday finds you creative, invigorated, and ready to start projects and move on ideas! Go gett’em tiger!

Posted at 7:27 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/13/2011

Aqua    6/13/11 - 6/19/11        You’re weird and crazy, so doing something you wouldn’t normally do sounds like just what the doctor ordered! You might look back and notice that you’ve been in kind of a rut. Even if it’s been a comfy one, people will still secretly know. So that’s not gonna work. You’ll probably notice and do something really stupid, cause you’re so into people approving what you do. (probably because you’re so weird.) Don’t worry Aqua, we understand. Besides you need to refresh yourself.  Why not? Near the mid you’ll have a slight awakening to where you are in life and where you should be. The universe will lay some things quite plainly in front of you and leave you with a pat on the back and right before it closes the door on it’s way out it will be all like “…Just sayin’.” Way to be, Universe. Way to be. By the weekend it would be best to have some kind of plan. Because next week is going to start off with or without you being ready for it. What side of that would you rather be on?

Aqua
    6/13/11 - 6/19/11
   
    You’re weird and crazy, so doing something you wouldn’t normally do sounds like just what the doctor ordered! You might look back and notice that you’ve been in kind of a rut. Even if it’s been a comfy one, people will still secretly know. So that’s not gonna work. You’ll probably notice and do something really stupid, cause you’re so into people approving what you do. (probably because you’re so weird.) Don’t worry Aqua, we understand. Besides you need to refresh yourself.  Why not? Near the mid you’ll have a slight awakening to where you are in life and where you should be. The universe will lay some things quite plainly in front of you and leave you with a pat on the back and right before it closes the door on it’s way out it will be all like “…Just sayin’.” Way to be, Universe. Way to be. By the weekend it would be best to have some kind of plan. Because next week is going to start off with or without you being ready for it. What side of that would you rather be on?

Posted at 5:05 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/06/2011

Aqua 6/6/11 - 6/12/11 You’re brain is sizzling with excitement as there are more good ideas and genius buzzing through you’re neurons than you can handle. (So lay off the vices.) Good thing too because you’re gonna need it to get by the rest of the week. The universe has set up some hurdles you’re going to need to jump or maneuver over. Do it right and you’ll impress some REAL people who can actually make a difference in you’re tiny little life. Ditch the ‘tude, be open, and you might just get rewarded. Sunday finds you in a mood mulling over everything. No matter the outcome, don’t be too hard on yourself. Self pity is incredibly unbecoming and color that no one should wear in any season.

Aqua

6/6/11 - 6/12/11

You’re brain is sizzling with excitement as there are more good ideas and genius buzzing through you’re neurons than you can handle. (So lay off the vices.) Good thing too because you’re gonna need it to get by the rest of the week. The universe has set up some hurdles you’re going to need to jump or maneuver over. Do it right and you’ll impress some REAL people who can actually make a difference in you’re tiny little life. Ditch the ‘tude, be open, and you might just get rewarded. Sunday finds you in a mood mulling over everything. No matter the outcome, don’t be too hard on yourself. Self pity is incredibly unbecoming and color that no one should wear in any season.

Posted at 8:43 PM (1 year ago) | Permalink

06/01/2011

AQUARIUS Mon 5/30-Sun6/5     Lucky You! Looks like this week is the week for life to manifest! Too bad the only thing you’ve been drowning your head in is semi-obscure forums, and indie rags. Did you really need to watch Donnie Darko twice last week? You’re looking forward to a week from hell depending on what you’ve been looking at. Life’s swift that way. It’s okay cause the rest of the week is pretty ripe for self expression, no matter how avante garde the execution. Maybe its time you grabbed the youtube masses by storm with a groundbreaking piece of performance art? It’s possible you could self publish a book on Amazon featuring your dark poetry. The possibilities are endless but as always your potential is pretty limited. Don’t worry there is an endless amount of people doing the things you wish you could so why not kick back and watch them glow while you just bask. Maybe one day you’ll get there.

AQUARIUS

Mon 5/30-Sun6/5


    Lucky You! Looks like this week is the week for life to manifest! Too bad the only thing you’ve been drowning your head in is semi-obscure forums, and indie rags. Did you really need to watch Donnie Darko twice last week? You’re looking forward to a week from hell depending on what you’ve been looking at. Life’s swift that way. It’s okay cause the rest of the week is pretty ripe for self expression, no matter how avante garde the execution. Maybe its time you grabbed the youtube masses by storm with a groundbreaking piece of performance art? It’s possible you could self publish a book on Amazon featuring your dark poetry. The possibilities are endless but as always your potential is pretty limited. Don’t worry there is an endless amount of people doing the things you wish you could so why not kick back and watch them glow while you just bask. Maybe one day you’ll get there.

Posted at 12:01 AM (1 year ago) | Permalink

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