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This is a blog dedicated to forecasting your week as straight forward as possible. So while we won't tell you "You are in grave danger!!", you can at least pretend to know what we're talking about. Besides, who knows more about your life better than you do?

07/04/2011

Cancer 7/4-11/11

    Cancer
    7/4-11/11
 

    Cancer’s havin’ some good days! We were worried about you for a second! Unfortunately, the other zodiacs can be mean, and make you their personal whipping boy or Cinderella. But not to fret! Your week starts off great! Time to come out of that shell of yours and bask in the radiance of the sun. Friends and family are there to connect and they couldn’t be more open! From the mid to the end, home beckons forward and you’ll find yourself having to deal with the domestic again. While you may notice some things need some repairing, and you’re more than willing to tackle it all, remember to finish all those little projects you started and tidy up afterwards. Home is where the heart is by the end. Its time to let the all that pent up negativity go, and hope towards better days.

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07/04/2011

Gems 7/4-11/11

Gems
7/4-11/11

     We warned you last week to put a rein on your mouth and we only hope you listened to us. This week is all about communication and you will be tested closely on how good you are at this. If things only got worse last week, you’re going to have use those linguistic skills of yours to unravel that tangled web you wove. Looking busy isn’t going to save you either. You might be in a spot right now, where everyone may be looking to you for direction, or analyzing how you will handle a task bestowed upon you. In either case, remember your natural grace and get out there and show them you’re not just a bunch of hot air. From the mid to the end, things will settle down and you’ll be able to relax. Romance is in the air, so either breathe it in deeply or take an antihistamine. It’s up to you, Gems. Sweet or stuffy?

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07/04/2011

Taurus 7/4-11/11

Taurus
7/4-11/11

The days are fruitful for you starting this week, Taurus. People may notice you have a spring in your step,

     The days are fruitful for you starting this week, Taurus. People may notice you have a spring in your step, and you are enjoying every minute of it. If this isn’t the case, try going with the flow and break that brooding habit of yours, because good things are happening all around you. You’ll be surrounded by friends and loved ones alike. People will ask you, “How’s it goin’?” and you’ll reply “Well, can’t complain!” However, the week only slopes downhill from here. Too bad you can’t bottle all that wonderfulness from your week’s start and carry it with you into the rest of it. This is life’s way of telling you to focus on reinvigorating yourself. Focus on you, and find some alone time. You’re going to need to stay Zen cause the weekend doesn’t look so hot. Just remember to take things as they are and let the rest roll right off your back. Besides, you’ve had your fun.

Hellascopes

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07/04/2011

Aries 7/4-11/11

Aries
7/4-11/11

Sorry Aries, but you would do best to remember that many people dont have it is good as you do.

    Sorry Aries, but you would do best to remember that many people don’t have it is good as you do. You might find yourself openly tongue lashing someone in effigy around friends at the beginning of the week, while everyone else looks at each other wondering “Are you kidding me?” You know what they say about loose lips. Careful you don’t sink any ships, especially the one you might be on. If you find yourself fed up with how much you think you know something, we hear breathing helps. Thinking before you speak isn’t a bad idea either. The rest of the week your steam subsides and you’re left feeling a little charming and possibly dashing. But that won’t last long because come the weekend, you’re ready to throw the towel in. S’ok. You should quit while your ahead anyway. Just careful you don’t lose it on Monday first.

Hellascopes

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06/27/2011

“ We don’t see the things the way they are. We see things the way WE are. „
Talmund

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06/27/2011

Pisces    6/27/11 -7/3/11        You dizzy daydreamer you! There’s just no stopping you from space casing it up! It won’t matter this week because it is now the perfect time to do so. So put on your best space boots and prepare for lift off. Wherever you go, whatever you do, people will welcome the fresh perspective you have to share, but it might go over their heads a little. Its towards the end of the week that people will actively embrace your travels and words of simplicity and wisdom. Oh, Pisces, never stop dreaming.

Pisces
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    You dizzy daydreamer you! There’s just no stopping you from space casing it up! It won’t matter this week because it is now the perfect time to do so. So put on your best space boots and prepare for lift off. Wherever you go, whatever you do, people will welcome the fresh perspective you have to share, but it might go over their heads a little. Its towards the end of the week that people will actively embrace your travels and words of simplicity and wisdom. Oh, Pisces, never stop dreaming.

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06/27/2011

Aqua6/27/11 -7/3/11        So, you’re basically awesome. But you knew that. The only thing to note this week is the inner workings of the universe. It is doing flips, pirouettes, and other such things. While many of life’s occurrences may confound and confuse, you secretly know (or sometimes, not so secretly) exactly what its trying to say. Keep an eye out because things might start to become very interesting, and you’ll want to be ready. If you’re looking for love you might find towards the end. But the weekend is all about nature and time to yourself. You’ll find that it suits you. Simple and sweet.

Aqua
6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    So, you’re basically awesome. But you knew that. The only thing to note this week is the inner workings of the universe. It is doing flips, pirouettes, and other such things. While many of life’s occurrences may confound and confuse, you secretly know (or sometimes, not so secretly) exactly what its trying to say. Keep an eye out because things might start to become very interesting, and you’ll want to be ready. If you’re looking for love you might find towards the end. But the weekend is all about nature and time to yourself. You’ll find that it suits you. Simple and sweet.

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06/27/2011

Capricorn    6/27/11 -7/3/11        Things seem a little stifled and put off, and while you would prefer a better flow of things there is much to be gained from even the most unseeming of places. Generate some love and happiness in the mid and spread it around! People want to be next to you when your at your best, because lets face it. You can be hypnotic. After settling down towards the end, you might want to get right down to it when it comes to a certain issue that may be hounding you. Being indirect will just cause drama, so just say what you need to say. The weekend looks like house work, so grab that broom and sweep up some domestic magic.

Capricorn
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Things seem a little stifled and put off, and while you would prefer a better flow of things there is much to be gained from even the most unseeming of places. Generate some love and happiness in the mid and spread it around! People want to be next to you when your at your best, because lets face it. You can be hypnotic. After settling down towards the end, you might want to get right down to it when it comes to a certain issue that may be hounding you. Being indirect will just cause drama, so just say what you need to say. The weekend looks like house work, so grab that broom and sweep up some domestic magic.

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06/27/2011

Sagittarius    6/27/11 -7/3/11        Look at you go! You are one horse who has just broken out of the stable! All the energy is wonderful to start the week at! Remember, unique and bold energy like this is meant to be spread around so offer a helping hand to those in your life! Don’t overdo it though because people will begin to feel smothered. Let everyone know what your priorities have become and they will respond in kind. While you may be feeling excited about finally gaining the perspective and focus you have waited so long for, you are questioning it at the same time! What does this mean? What do I want? Is this right!? Don’t worry! The important thing is you keep your heart in the right place and charge forward right now. Everything will be revealed in time.

Sagittarius
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Look at you go! You are one horse who has just broken out of the stable! All the energy is wonderful to start the week at! Remember, unique and bold energy like this is meant to be spread around so offer a helping hand to those in your life! Don’t overdo it though because people will begin to feel smothered. Let everyone know what your priorities have become and they will respond in kind. While you may be feeling excited about finally gaining the perspective and focus you have waited so long for, you are questioning it at the same time! What does this mean? What do I want? Is this right!? Don’t worry! The important thing is you keep your heart in the right place and charge forward right now. Everything will be revealed in time.

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06/27/2011

Scorpio6/27/11 -7/3/11        Turn down the volume on the soundtrack to your life, or someone is bound to hit the mute button. While you’re energy is valued as one of the highest in the zodiac it can be destructive. Too bad the first thing that’s likely to take some damage is you. So, the key phrase for starting this week is “TONE IT DOWN.” The middle of the week calls for a touch of openness and honesty. Something you don’t do to well when it involves people you don’t completely trust. But, it is in showing your true colors to all that will make you embraceable by many. While you don’t find it easy, this is what is needed to advance towards a fruitful week. Remember that looks aren’t everything, and certainly do not dictate too much. Do it right, and the end of the week brings a surprising perspective and deeper connection.

Scorpio
6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Turn down the volume on the soundtrack to your life, or someone is bound to hit the mute button. While you’re energy is valued as one of the highest in the zodiac it can be destructive. Too bad the first thing that’s likely to take some damage is you. So, the key phrase for starting this week is “TONE IT DOWN.” The middle of the week calls for a touch of openness and honesty. Something you don’t do to well when it involves people you don’t completely trust. But, it is in showing your true colors to all that will make you embraceable by many. While you don’t find it easy, this is what is needed to advance towards a fruitful week. Remember that looks aren’t everything, and certainly do not dictate too much. Do it right, and the end of the week brings a surprising perspective and deeper connection.

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06/27/2011

Libra    6/27/11 -7/3/11While you understand the balance must be restored, maintained, and well guarded. You also understand that confrontation is sometimes necessary to ensure the balance survives a duration. You might have to bust out that diplomatic charm and lay it on thick with someone soon near Monday and Tuesday. Come what may, your mid seems wonderfully blissful. Harmonies are reaching your attentive ears and rays of light caress your face. Life is good. Reach out to your significant other. If there is none to speak of, perhaps its time there was? The end of the week is perfect for culture catching, and perusal partying. Though you might run into some snags in time, your week looks outstanding!

Libra
    6/27/11 -7/3/11

While you understand the balance must be restored, maintained, and well guarded. You also understand that confrontation is sometimes necessary to ensure the balance survives a duration. You might have to bust out that diplomatic charm and lay it on thick with someone soon near Monday and Tuesday. Come what may, your mid seems wonderfully blissful. Harmonies are reaching your attentive ears and rays of light caress your face. Life is good. Reach out to your significant other. If there is none to speak of, perhaps its time there was? The end of the week is perfect for culture catching, and perusal partying. Though you might run into some snags in time, your week looks outstanding!

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06/27/2011

Virgo    6/27/11 -7/3/11        Excuse me, touchy much?! You’ll need to calm the eff down and take a breather! The world isn’t your soap box! Just chill out for a bit and get it together. Remember that simply because people do not feel as you feel, does not mean that they do not feel at all. After you’ve stopped seeing red, the mid looks to be a little more amiable when people are involved. Just meld with those who you seem to get along with and you’ll find your place. Though you may be able to isolate problems and ID them like a pro, no one likes to be policed and tattle tales are unpopular for a reason. While this week may not look so fun, you can patch it together by remembering that intellectual finesse is at your core, so use your head and know that sometimes, being the bigger person means letting other fall flat on their face. Everyone knows they’ll do the same for you if you choose blow a fuse.

Virgo
    6/27/11 -7/3/11
   
    Excuse me, touchy much?! You’ll need to calm the eff down and take a breather! The world isn’t your soap box! Just chill out for a bit and get it together. Remember that simply because people do not feel as you feel, does not mean that they do not feel at all. After you’ve stopped seeing red, the mid looks to be a little more amiable when people are involved. Just meld with those who you seem to get along with and you’ll find your place. Though you may be able to isolate problems and ID them like a pro, no one likes to be policed and tattle tales are unpopular for a reason. While this week may not look so fun, you can patch it together by remembering that intellectual finesse is at your core, so use your head and know that sometimes, being the bigger person means letting other fall flat on their face. Everyone knows they’ll do the same for you if you choose blow a fuse.

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Hellascopes 2011